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AJ Vega

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Time to start selling Tesla stock. Elon will likely start dragging his best engineers over to Twitter now. What a clusterfuck.

12:23 PM · November 18, 2022

AJ Vega

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Well. I’m curious how long this thing is going to keep running now that most of twitter quit. I mean. Who could possibly have seen that coming? 🙄

11:58 AM · November 18, 2022

AJ Vega

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There are so many humans alive right now, that reality’s frame rates are dropping. The simulation is glitching.

12:30 AM · July 20, 2022

AJ Vega

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The smarter we get, the dumber we realize we are.

1:39 AM · May 13, 2022

AJ Vega

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Latest update: all tweets by Elon Musk will now appear on your phone as Amber alerts. #ElonMusk

10:59 PM · April 25, 2022

AJ Vega

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I think mass extinctions are the matrix’s way of saving resources so it doesn’t overload from processing so many lives.

9:29 PM · April 3, 2022

AJ Vega

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It’s amazing what can be accomplished when we all become patriots of humanity.

1:34 PM · March 2, 2022

AJ Vega

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I think 2022 just told 2021, “hold my beer…”

1:35 AM · February 25, 2022

AJ Vega

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Consciousness is the audience for reality.

3:51 AM · February 18, 2022

AJ Vega

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Music strums the strings of the soul.

10:49 PM · February 1, 2022

AJ Vega

@ajvegawriter

How do you create an artist? It’s simple: take an innocent child and subject them to layers and layers of heavy misery. After many years, the pressure produces the diamond of an artist.

2:11 PM · December 10, 2021

AJ Vega

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AI has already taken over, except it’s real dumb. Should we fear the dumb AI? Maybe. Definitely. #ai

3:32 PM · November 14, 2021

AJ Vega

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AI. We cannot create artificial consciousness. However, we can create the conditions by which artificial consciousness creates itself.

3:01 AM · November 4, 2021

AJ Vega

@ajvegawriter

The US turns 245 years old today. That’s really young. Rome lasted 1,000 years. Let’s hope the beacon of democracy can make it to half of what the wise old Romans achieved. I remain pessimistically hopeful it might happen… in at least some parallel reality.

2:40 PM · July 4, 2021

AJ Vega

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When my Alexa is actually smart enough to turn off my fracking lights when I ask it to, THEN I will actually start worrying about AI’s ability to overthrow humanity.

12:25 AM · May 19, 2021

AJ Vega

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Behind every pair of eyes you meet... looms a story left untold.

3:22 AM · April 10, 2021

AJ Vega

@ajvegawriter

Humanity is such a sad story. For whoever ends up reading it.

5:06 AM · April 3, 2021

AJ Vega

@ajvegawriter

According to Greek mythology humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power,Zeus split them into two separate parts,condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. Of course my life is a Greek tragedy.

12:15 PM · March 14, 2021

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3:54 PM · February 15, 2021

AJ Vega

@ajvegawriter

You know who the biggest sluts in the world are? Socks. Those whores never stay together.

2:22 AM · February 4, 2021